called my grandma to wish her a happy birthday and got the answering machine
\m/
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
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my kitten looks at me, starts meowing and crying, falls to the floor and presents his belly to me so I start rubbing it and he’s all into it and then about 45 seconds later attacks my hand.
thanks bro.
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Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
shitty guys are the reason I’m capable of being a heartless bitch.
(Source: glamtristessa, via endelyf)
out of every guy I’ve ever dated or had sex with or just fooled around with in general
maybe 2 have treated me with the respect and honesty I deserve
and even then those two fucked up before they got it somewhat right.
whenever I think I’ve found a respectable, awesome guy they let me down by treating me like I’m garbage.
I’m a goddamn human being with feelings and way too many of you have hurt them.
(Source: sarcastiiiic, via fakeplasticklove)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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